Saw this little guy at the pet store and had to take him home. Born with only one bulging eye! Going to name him Monocle or Mr. Peanut.
but imagine Kurt and Blaine getting back together and going together to NYADA.
And the 2nd year’s students are jealous because Kurt’s boyfriend is the newbie everyone talks about because he killed it at the audition.
While the 1st year’s are jealous because Blaine’s boyfriend is the one who got to perform at the Winter Showcase without even being a NYADA student (yet) and who beat Rachel Berry at Midnight Madness.
splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS